8.7.09

Montana out of a molehill

Not loving Miley Cyrus?
You're definitely not the only one.
But have you ever considered exactly why you hate her so much?
Maybe it's because she's a bad actor; she's a bad singer; she's just not funny; she's slutty; she doesn't deserve to be making Forbes lists before she even has a drivers license.

True that. You're totally right.
But if you think about it, you're not. You're really not. At all. Sorry to break it to you.

She's the star of a sitcom. If you're expecting quality acting,
go watch Cate Blanchett - not Disney Channel.
She's a popstar. Chances are, pop music's just not your style. You're probably too hip for it. And that's totally okay. But why pick on a singer (shitty voice or not) that legions of people adore, just because you don't like her style?
Go pick on someone your own size.
She may not be funny to you, so get back to Beerfest.
That shit is bomb.

And it's important to point out that any teenage girl at the ripe age of 16 that has a chance to date a doting, ripped underwear model would not complain. Ever. Even if he's 20. Not to mention I haven't heard anyone ragging on Ashton and Demi. So what's the problem?
Lastly, the one thing you're right about: She doesn't deserve to make Forbes lists at 16. But she has, and there's nothing we can do but covet, covet, covet. And that's just in our blood.
All I'm trying to say here is,
put your actions where your condescension is.
Then we might get somewhere.

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